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50 Demotivational Poster


the Indy 500 -


TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.09/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


FEAR ME -


TAGS: cessna 150
Rating: 4.58/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:27 pm
More apt to scare the crap out of the pilot.
Greeny - May 23, 2011, 8:40 pm
lol


M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.




OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing ***k.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am
Much better 50. 5L


FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....


TAGS: monsters strike fear 50cal
Rating: 3.11/5

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rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am

only told him about the site a week ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
Where's the fun in that?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:36 am

don't know if he is a member at all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:52 am
Is Justin an active member?....we could roast him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:49 am
Oh, we're talking about Aggy's Mom again?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:48 am

glad I could help....oh, look. A train
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:47 am

I sent an e-mail to a co-worker about this site. He has no idea I am a member/moderator. Maybe Justin can take a hint, it is "key" in his "account". I guess he will know if he reads this
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:46 am
*am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks for the setup RR
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
I told him...But not which one I way........Hey Brian!!!!! Don't judge me!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am

did you let him in on the fact you are a mod, or is he going to find out today when he reads these comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am
I asked him "who are the Moderators" and he said "there's a bunch, But this Agdaniele Guy is really gross"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:41 am
So, Last night at work I was walking through one of the work areas...and I found an engineer viewing Motifake on his office PC. I swear to God, He said "Check out this site.."The comments are funnier than the posters...But The Moderators are sick people"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:39 am
Only in the "currency" I give Aggy's mom.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:34 am

when has vaildity ever been an issue?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
I have no valid response to that....Bababooey!!!!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:32 am

be careful, they cut my nose off last year, the great kosher cancer nose scare of 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:22 am
That's just racist Rerun....You want to hear my thoughts about your nose?...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

I thought those eyes looked Canadian
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
How dare you bastards talk about Celine Dion that way!
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:59 am
Nah, had one but I divorced her
Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:55 am
I don't know what it is, but I want one.
firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
What the f*** is that thing?!?
matt28 - November 20, 2010, 2:21 am
That looks like the love-child of Bubbles the Chimp and a Predator. Yikes!
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:11 pm
looks like it could be your kid 50.... Quake never showed the youngsters.


VESPA 150 TAP - For when traffic is murder


TAGS: vespa 150 *** rpg scooter bazooka
Rating: 3.6/5

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TrueGrave - December 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I don't see anything here that incites your comment...I don't see the words bazooka, or rocket launcher, just a person quick to jump to naming a weapon. Usually crazy people charge for such services.
oldvet - September 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
That's 75mm Recoilless Rifle. Not a Bazooka or a rocket launcher. Learn your nomenclature before you comment!
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:30 pm
its the thing that you look behind u and say "OH f***!!"


TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.54/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?


KEN DARLING -


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns h**pockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit




RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.84/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone.




PEW PEW PEW - ok sarge, your turn


TAGS: 50 caliber pew pew pew
Rating: 3.95/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 7:03 pm
MJ, there are Marines on some of the small boys if I am remembering right, on the Amphibs..but to be perfectly correct, "Chief" wud have been best.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
HOOYAH, 5L! perfect
boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:21 am
one of those things could really shorten up my morning commute.
Airman - January 11, 2010, 7:06 pm
good catch MJ.. hey, it's Monday
mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
sarge = army/AF gunny = marines GUNNER = navy still funny 5L


PREDATOR VS MAN - $50 says predator


TAGS: predator man 50
Rating: 1.71/5

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Densaku - April 25, 2010, 9:59 am
500$ on man......If his name's Chuck Norris or Technoviking.^^
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 2:18 am
Indeed.


50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.


TAGS: 50 cent tom cruise hybrid scientology
Rating: 1.52/5

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Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
f***ing crazy!!!
... - April 18, 2009, 11:17 am
f***ing lame
50 50 - June 27, 2008, 6:16 pm
f***ing great


TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -


TAGS: 50cal target practice tomato
Rating: 4.92/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:18 pm
well played. 5l
mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:25 am
LOL


nerd porn -




WHAT? - What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?


TAGS: old lady 50cal
Rating: 4.22/5

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DIY 50. CAL - When there arent enough humvees


TAGS: humvee 50 cal gun
Rating: 2.58/5

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me - February 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
we all know it isnt .50, it way too small but that aint the point you froots
Timex - November 7, 2008, 1:16 am
And, yes it's a C-6 Medium Machine Gun (7.62mm)
Timex - November 7, 2008, 1:15 am
Actually these guys are the Royal Canadian Dragoons (RCD's). Plus they're tecs goofing around in their spare time.
endeavor - March 29, 2008, 3:36 pm
Uh-hu. C6, M240... Originally it was FN MAG. And these guys are Belgians :)
flairguy - March 18, 2008, 2:38 pm
It must be armoured recce guys that are very bored. and yes Bob from T.O. is correct
Bob from Toronto - March 11, 2008, 7:37 pm
Wrong. Although M240B is the American name for it. It is a Canadian C6 7.62mm GPMG. http://www.sfu.ca/casr/101-army-smallarm-2.htm
better dan yee - March 10, 2008, 6:10 am
no actually its an M60 (gympy) prick
rush - March 5, 2008, 4:22 pm
too bad thats a m240B , dumbass
jay - March 2, 2008, 4:09 pm
HAHAHAHA thats awesome!


.50 CAL - Dirtying your turban since 1986


TAGS: 50 cal gun muslim war
Rating: 2.49/5

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Guy who knows what he is talking about - October 21, 2009, 8:45 pm
The Barrett M468 is just that an M4 with enhanced stopping power of a 6.8 round more punch but no where near a 50 cal so no your wrong
Sarge - July 30, 2009, 7:21 am
A 6.8mm with the stopping power of a .50 cal!? I got to get me one of those...
Sean - April 29, 2009, 9:00 pm
STOP SHOUTING ... I have a hangover.
LOLOLOL - April 29, 2009, 7:49 pm
HEY EVERYONE, GOOD NEWS THEY MADE A BARRET a**UALT RFLE IT KICKS a**!!! ITS CALLED THE BARRET M468 6.8 BULLET WITH THE ACCURACY OF THE M4 WITH THE STOPPING POWER OF A 50 CAL!!!! BARRET M468=ULTIMATE WIN!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 15, 2009, 11:16 am
.50 Cal - Way more badass than an AK-47
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
Those guns have a little of kick, be careful!
spoofy - October 27, 2008, 12:47 am
arabs make me lol
true fifty - July 18, 2008, 9:38 pm
You should do a motifake search for "punt gun" :)


FAST GETAWAY CAR - When you're doing the crime, it won't waste your time.




A WOMAN SCORNED IS HELL ON WHEELS -


TAGS: 50 caliber
Rating: 3.93/5

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IllicoPresto - March 16, 2010, 6:59 pm
How to lose your hearing in 1 (one) easy lesson.
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 5:49 pm
Umm...You should have asked for at least 60 sec.. Still not far enough...RIP


Home Depot -


TAGS: 50 shades hardware smbd
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 9:59 pm
Didja know that you can now purchase CONDOMS in a "HARD WEAR" store?
mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:45 pm
LOL! Thanks, JW!
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:26 pm
heh heh
JesusWept - May 16, 2015, 9:52 am
All in one place. Brings a whole new meaning to "convenience store". 5 L's


DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.


TAGS: disappointment children 50cal
Rating: 4.57/5

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50cal - January 19, 2011, 9:32 am
TY, taking a break every now and again really juices it up on the comeback.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:02 am
You've come back with avengeance, 50cal (and talent, I might add)


50. CAL - meet maa friend pain !


TAGS: 50 hmg
Rating: 2.13/5

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newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:44 am
kid...you fail at thinking this is a .50 cal...YOU JUST HAVE VIRTUALLY BEEN b**** SLAPPED!
sgtsbros - February 9, 2011, 10:46 am
Most importantly that is not a 50. cal its a Mk19 belt felt automatic grenade launcher
nabzaf - February 8, 2011, 2:29 am
redo plz
MPsniper - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
repost with a better caption
Goodwin98 - February 7, 2011, 4:43 pm
agreed lol
GySgt1811 - February 7, 2011, 1:37 pm
If we can't say anything nice, we shouldn't say anything at all...so I didn't make this comment. (Beside, it's not a .50 cal. It's a Brit 20mm chain gun.) 0-L's
Waylander - February 7, 2011, 3:01 am
Cough. . . . yeah, agreed.
pzykosiz - February 6, 2011, 9:02 pm
lame. 1L


HAPPILY MARRIED -


TAGS: 50 wife hubby offer
Rating: 4.58/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 28, 2011, 4:37 pm
50? Kinda steep don't you think? Kinda sounds like you're throwing a h** dog down a hallway at that price LAWL!
spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:21 pm
LMAO!
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:48 pm
5uperb


World of Warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....




TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.




OFFICE POLITICS #7 - When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 13, 2010, 7:22 pm
So true.


OFFICE POLITICS #10 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.




EXCUSE ME -


TAGS: cashier register tupac eminem 50 cents
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2011, 12:37 am
From the look of what's in stock, you could be waiting a while, thank goodness.


50th Wedding Anniversary -




IT’S A BIRD! ..... IT’S A PLANE! -


TAGS: 50s excitement
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 4, 2015, 11:58 am
Great! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 4, 2015, 2:32 am
This is absolutely hilarious! 5L + faved.
Oldsod - January 3, 2015, 10:02 pm
It must have had something to do with peanut b***er.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: tribute to 75000 posters cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
forseti, I see your point.
forseti - October 14, 2010, 7:12 pm
depends on the books... thousands of animes?? no, thx! ;)
rerun - October 14, 2010, 7:02 pm

Hmmmm, a new way to get rid of timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
I would kill to have a library like that.


RESPECT -


TAGS: logicdude 5000 forum posts scratch his belly and listen to him purrr
Rating: 4.11/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
Thanks GS! After naptime I get a cup of applesauce! Nummy!!!


Party Hats -


TAGS: 50 shades of grey
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 20, 2015, 2:39 am
Fifty Shades of Grey posters, They always seem to be funny like this one Greeny. A 5er
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:56 am
Always the gentle subtleties. Always the fives.
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 7:56 pm
Oh GAWD, Greeny!!!!! 5L for party hats and 5L for terrrrrible pun!!!!! I'm collecting '50 shades' jokes. Adding this one! Enjoyed the books, passing on the movie. LUV this!!


Scary? -


TAGS: 50s movie monsters robot film horror scifi scared
Rating: 5/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:21 pm
I loved this movie when it came out ! Gorillas with space helmets and human voices ! Cool for the 50's ! I still watch it on utube !


GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted?


TAGS: motiposters need votes 50cal
Rating: 4.8/5

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hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 7:28 pm
When God created the heavens and the earth, he said it was good, then went on to create other things. He didn't look for votes. Carry on. 5Ls!
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great moti, an understandable comment best way is to not do it for the votes. that said 5 votes! lol
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
5L
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:20 pm
This poster definitely makes me laugh and cry...at the same time. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:37 pm
I totally understand (bahaaaa).


CHECKPOINT CHARLIE BERLIN - 1951 -




TIME MACHINES EXIST - A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020.


TAGS: mini bar 50cal
Rating: 4.33/5

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BIRTHDAY SALUTE -


TAGS: rl turning 50
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2012, 9:53 pm

thnx telli
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
Written, if not exercized. (LOL@Grey)
tellitlikeitis - December 23, 2010, 9:59 am
Ah, nice to be young again.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:49 am
not hard to do when you're only 40. ;)


YOU SEE OFFICER - I was just watching Home Improvement when I had the great idea to use a blowtorch to clear snow from the deck. It was when when the side of the house caught fire I began to rethink things.




WOODSTOCK -


TAGS: live from the 250th anniversary concert
Rating: 3.67/5

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Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:15 pm
I always wondered who recorded the original Dr Who theme.
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:28 am
d*** cybermen are everywhere


SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!


TAGS: maybe you ll catch up in another 3500 years
Rating: 2.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm
tattoo chick is h**


FORD NUCLEON -




32 CENT -


TAGS: 50 cent
Rating: 2.2/5

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JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!


TAGS: skateboarding jeleousy kick rail 50 50
Rating: 2.13/5

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federicodz - March 30, 2011, 5:54 am
totally correct mr! that`s a 5-0
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 3:19 am
50/50? I submit to you that he can only do 25/25


Good Authors -




AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform.




we had a -




MOTI-RAFFLE -


TAGS: 10 20 50 100
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 5:45 am
German EUR or Greece EUR?!? ;)
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:20 pm
How much is that in Euros?


ADVERTISING IN THE 50S -


TAGS: advertising 50s sabrina projectors
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - July 17, 2010, 11:19 am

ad? what ad?


IT'S IMPOSSIBLE -


TAGS: 250k car
Rating: 4.54/5

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50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:03 pm
All that autos are these days are money pits.
diogo0817 - January 19, 2011, 1:38 pm
I'm pretty sore is a Mercedes SLR McLaren With an incredibly expensive body kit. I can be wrong, but I don't think I am. The car itself is worth half a million. Or at least it was.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 1:23 pm
lol looks like a Mercedes with a body kit, lambo doors and rims.... If anything that makes it worth-less....
diogo0817 - January 19, 2011, 1:18 pm
That car is worth more then that. A lot more. More then double that.


COOL HANDPHIBIAN -


TAGS: frog eggs 50
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - February 13, 2012, 11:38 am
Why'd you have to say 50? Why not 35 or 39?... Fifty is a nice round number
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 8:33 am
Kennedy sure nailed that ‘Dragline’, gullible but savvy, workin’ with what I got, role. Miss that kinda stuff….
animaxrock - February 13, 2012, 7:19 am
i think it can eat its own eggs!
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:02 am
my boy say he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 12:37 am
Hey, Babalugat5. We got a bet here.


BY ALL MEANS MARRY - if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a motifaker.


TAGS: married wedding 50cal
Rating: 4.32/5

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hangovergin - January 13, 2011, 6:16 pm
thanks..very nice..
50cal - January 13, 2011, 4:16 pm
Thanks, had to take a break with the holidays and all. Going to take a while to get back into moti-shape again.
agdaniele - January 13, 2011, 3:56 pm
50cal back in action! Love this!
bassman007 - January 13, 2011, 1:02 pm
How did you know?


Texas 500th Execution -


TAGS: texas 500th execution 393 guilty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:57 pm
When people that are specifically asked about lying to keep someone form being executed and answers "Any means." I don't take their word or the results of their tests seriously.
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:44 am
What did Cannabal eat?
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
I read about that..
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
thank God for DNA testing
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:14 pm
In Texas, the phrase "Hang Ten" has a whole new meaning...
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:13 pm
Like a comedian once said, in Canada, we have NO murders...only hunting "accidents".
PapaFox - June 27, 2013, 8:43 pm
"Celebrating" an execution? Seriously? What, since lynchings are frowned upon these days?
rerun - June 27, 2013, 7:52 pm

I disagree, I live in Texas and was murdered just yesterday. True story.
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 6:42 pm
Laugh it up...capital punishment is the reason that there are no murders in Texas...;)


BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain.




GIANT JESUS - He died for your Giant Sins.


TAGS: jesus 500 ft tall
Rating: 4.19/5

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FatherTyme - June 16, 2011, 8:17 pm
Whoa!! I remember reading this swill wayyy back when I was in 8th grade. I spent my hard earned allowance money on what passed for toilet paper.
Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:21 pm
And, we believe everything that we read in the Weekly World News.


Drive Thru Car Wash -




YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... - the LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.




BEHOLD - The birth of a Motifaker


TAGS: work sucks office 50cal
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - October 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

i really like this one dude!


EVERY DECADE HAS SOMETHING -




WOODYWOOD03A - Happy birthday Big guy We're all praying That it's your best one EVER!!


TAGS: enjoy it you ve only goy 40 or 50 left
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 11:19 am
Good MORNING WOOD! Get it? Today's theme? Nevermind. Happy Birthday Woody! Don't forget to visit the Birthday thread in the forums!
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 11:02 am
Happy BDay Woodywood!
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 10:55 am
Happy Birthday Woody!!


MOTIFAKER KIDS OF THE WORLD -


TAGS: motifake 50 000 posts awesome kids
Rating: 3.43/5

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spacedog - October 24, 2009, 7:46 pm
LOL
RONSART - October 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
JEZ...sorry...allowed...*coughs* Sweetheart, bring me another drink, thanks Love.
RONSART - October 24, 2009, 7:23 pm
Getting closer to that time again...lol So re-voting allow on this poster...MOTIFAKER'S unite and offer your tribute posters too.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 13, 2009, 12:44 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE HYP- UMM, MOTIFAKE!
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 11:25 am
Not as long as you keep dodging Maury Povich's phone calls Cubby!
Cubbybear - April 13, 2009, 11:24 am
The great thing is, none of them can call me daddy....LOL!


OFFICE POLITICS #9 - Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.




SHE'S BACK -


TAGS: updated attack of the 50ft woman
Rating: 2.62/5

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Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
Ahh, I'd thought it said she was "ready to cook"


WARNING! - WILL CAUSE IDIOCY!


TAGS: rap 50 cent
Rating: 2.54/5

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CELEBRATION -


TAGS: life time motivational post freedom speech thank you 500 confort mind imagination dream billy joel quote
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chateaux - August 27, 2009, 10:41 am
Congrats! :-)
RON - August 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
Congratulations On reaching!!!!!


DON'T FEEL BAD - A lot of people have no talent


TAGS: dwts 50cal
Rating: 1.92/5

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#SELMA50 -


TAGS: selma50 selma salma hayek
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 9, 2015, 1:25 am
I can't believe you played the "wait what" card, love it
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:52 pm
Nice 5L pulled off there 'sod! And Sivlie, wait 'til I shave off that prairie winter hair layer...gorgeous!
Oldsod - March 8, 2015, 2:04 pm
Yeah...had a heck of a time convincing She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed that I was doing a pic search of Salma for this poster...can't imagine why a jealous redhead would question my intent...
Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 1:56 pm

Selma Hayek, more beautiful at 48 than most human beings at any age.


Adult Cereals -


TAGS: adult cereal 50 shades grain
Rating: 4.64/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:31 am
Grooaaaaan! Good one, Gonna-be! 5 LOL lions!
concern3 - May 14, 2015, 4:40 am
excellent a 5er


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